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# John Bought A Horse From A Farmer

## A young man named John bought a horse from a farmer for \$250.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer came to John’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have bad news, the horse is dead.”

John replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “I can’t do that. I went and already spent it. ”

John said, “Okay, just bring me the dead horse then.”

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

John said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”

John said, “Of course I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”

John said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets for \$5 each and made a profit of \$2,495. ”

The farmer said, “Nobody complained?”

John said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

## A man named Jack walks into John’s Stable to buy a horse.

“Listen here,” says John, the owner.

“I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell ‘HEY HEY!’, and the way to get him to go is by yelling ‘Thank God!'”

Jim nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?”

John agrees.

A few minutes later, Jim is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast.

As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there’s a cliff-edge fast approaching.

“Stop!” Jim shouts, to no avail.

He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: “HEY HEY!”

The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet.

Breathless, Jim looks over the cliff-edge in disbelief at his good fortune.

He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air, and breathes a deep sigh of relief.

“Oh,” he says, relieved. “Thank God!”