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The Irish Father and His Son.

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink.

The father bought his son a stout, but he didn’t like it and didn’t want to drink it.

The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.

He didn’t like it either.

So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider. Lager, cider, cream ale… he didn’t like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whisky instead.

He didn’t like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.

By the time they left the bar.

The father was so drunk he could barely push his son’s stroller home.

Did you have a good laugh?

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie.”

Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what dirty movies were.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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