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A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife.
“I’ve been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!”
“Different how?” the wife asked.
“Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn’t need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn’t need a maid!”
The wife looks at him and responds: “Then we just need to teach you how to satisfy a woman. Then we can let the gardener go as well.”
There was a blonde sitting next to a lawyer on a plane.
The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds and said that every time the blonde couldn’t answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he couldn’t answer hers, he would give her $50.
The lawyer thought he couldn’t lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5. Then the blonde asked: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked confused. It took him several hours to search for everything on his laptop and even make numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer.
Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50. The blonde put the $50 into her bag without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What’s the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5.
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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Blonde vs Lawyer
There was a blonde sitting next to a lawyer on a plane.
The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds and said that every time the blonde couldn’t answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he couldn’t answer hers, he would give her $50.
The lawyer thought he couldn’t lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5. Then the blonde asked: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked confused. It took him several hours to search for everything on his laptop and even make numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer.
Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50. The blonde put the $50 into her bag without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What’s the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5.
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!