Husband Makes Joke About His Wife’s Weight

One evening, a husband thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:

“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Perhaps it would take a few inches off of your butt!’

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning, the husband got up as usual and took some underwear from his drawer.

Soon after, however, he realized something was different.

‘What the Hell is this??’ he muttered to himself.

A cloud of dust appeared as he shook them out.

“April,” he yelled from the bathroom.

‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

’lt’s not talcum powder,’ she replied with a snicker. ‘… it’s ‘Miracle Grow’.

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!