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A horse walks into a bar and order a beer

A horse walks into a bar.

He walks up to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”

The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner.

“Hey boss” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”

So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer.

“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”

To which the horse replies, “At these prices I’m not surprised.”

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”

The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street. At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. ”

He ignores her again and walks down the street. At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”

The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck. ”

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