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An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
The doctor is very smart, isn’t he?
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Jealous Husband
Husband Questions:
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Once Again
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..
She is a smart wife, isn’t she?