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Hilarious Blonde: A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job

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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions …

Officer: What’s 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who k….i….l….led Abr….ah….am Lin…col.n?

Blonde: Ummmm… I ’t know

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde comes home and calls one of her friends who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says enthusiastically: “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

Are you tired of blonde joke?

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well-being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”

The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”

“I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy.

Just take the day off to relax and rest.”

The blonde very calmly explains, “No, I’d be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.

“If you need anything, just let me know,” he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.

He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

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A man want to find his wife

He rushes out to her, and asks, “Are you going to be okay?
Is there anything I can do to help?”

“No,” replies the blonde,

“I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!”

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