Jasmine
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.
The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars.”
The silence was deafening.
Suddenly a man jumped into the water.
He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed.
The owner announced: “We have a winner!”
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.
The man said to his wife, “I did not jump in myself, someone pushed me!”
His wife smiled and said coldly, “It was me!
Moral of the story:
Behind every successful man, there is always a woman who gives him a little push!
Jealous Husband Hired A Detective
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements.
The husband wanted more than a written report; He wanted a video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video.
They sat down together to watch it.
Even though the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with the greatest joy.
“I just can’t believe this,” said the distraught husband.
The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”
The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife could be so much fun!”