Bean
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?”
The bartender replies “$1”.
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender
“Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with a side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for dessert?” The Bartender reply’s “$5”.
The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place”.
The bartender then says “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife”.
The guy looks all confused then asks “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”
The bartender then says “The same thing I’m doing to his business”.
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Blonde Guy Finds A Genie Lamp
A blonde guy finds a lamp.
He rubs it and a genie appears.
The genie tells him that he will receive three wishes.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.”
A mug of beer appears in his hand.
He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.
The guy is thrilled and continues to drink.
The mug never empties.
Then the Genie says, ‘And what about your other two wishes?’
The guy thinks for a moment and says, ‘Give me two more just like this one!’