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Grandma and Her Boyfriend.

A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day.

She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture.

At one point, she looked up and asked: “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”

Grandma replied: “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door. When she opened the door, there stood Grandma’s minister.

The minister said: “Hello young lady. Is your grandma home?”

The little girl replied: “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”

Did you have a good laugh?

Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour.

When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running to her as if possessed and hugging her with all his tiny might.

“What is it, Eric??” She asks.

“Now that you’re here, grandma, we have everything!”

“Whatever do you mean?” Inquired the surprised granny.

“When you called, mom said: ‘That’s all we need right now.’ So now that you’re here, we have all we need!”

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