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The good news and the bad news

An artist asked the gallery owner if there was any interest in his paintings on display at the time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied.

“The good news is that a man asked you about your job and wondered if its value would increase after your job. de….ath.

When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed.

“What’s the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor…”

 

 

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This little old lady goes to the doctor to asked about his illness

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this gas problem, but I really don’t mind too much. It never smells and it’s always silent.

In fact, I’ve hit the gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was going on gas because it didn’t smell and it was quiet. ”

The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.”

“Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”

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