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God is watching

God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray,
“Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.

God is watching the apples.”

Do you believe in God?

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A Little Boy Called Daddy

A woman tried to reach her husband on his cell phone but found that she was out of credit.

She instructed her son Little Johnny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Little Johnny had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the cell phone.

Women!! ????? Hearing this Mom got angry.

She was impatiently waiting for her husband to come home from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause.

The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Little Johnny said: “The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later…”

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LOL!!!

This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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