Home Life Girl boy joke: Marry me?

Girl boy joke: Marry me?

Boy: Marry me..?

Girl: Do you have a house..?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you have a BMW car..?

Boy: No.

Girl: How much is your salary..?

Boy: No salary.. but,…

Girl: No but. You have nothing… How can i
marry you.??

Leave, please.!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche… Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS?

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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.

A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.

The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.

The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.

The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.

She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.

did you laugh?

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