Bean
Boy: Marry me..?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you have a BMW car..?
Boy: No.
Girl: How much is your salary..?
Boy: No salary.. but,…
Girl: No but. You have nothing… How can i
marry you.??
Leave, please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche… Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS?
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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.
The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.
The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.
She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.
