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Funny story: Foreign Trouble in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

“This is an outrage,” he complained.

“The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.”

“But, Monsieur, ‘C’ stands for Chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”

“Wait a minute,” said the patron.

“The other tap is also marked ‘C’!”

“Of course,” said the manager.

“It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”

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Prolonged Life

George goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition.

Doctor: “Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live.”

George: “Doctor, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked. “What can I do to live at least a little longer? I don’t have any family but I really want to finish all the tv shows I’m watching.”

Doctor: “Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?”

George: “Yes.”

Doctor: “Stop doing that.”

George: “If I’ll live longer, sure!”

Doctor: “Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?”

George: “Yes.” Doctor: “Stop doing that.”

George: “If it allows me to live longer, sure.”

Doctor: “Do you stay up late?”

George: “Most nights.” Doctor: “Stop doing that.”

George: “Alright, done.”

George: “Well, I guess, if it means living longer.”

Doctor: “Do you smoke?”

George: “Yes.”

Doctor: “Stop doing that.”

George: “If it allows me to live longer, I will.”

Doctor: “Do you drink?”

George: “Yes…”

Doctor: “Stop doing that.”

George: “OK Doctor, but you didn’t tell me if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?”

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