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Funny story: The Australian Discovery

A few decades ago, an American, a Russian, and an Australian were having dinner.

The American says “We are so advanced, we have built airplanes that can go to outer-space.”

The other two ask, “What? Outer-space?”.

The American says, “Not exactly, but just a few inches below”.

After some time, the Russian says, “We are so advanced, we built a submarine that touches the seabed”.

The other two ask, “What? The actual seabed?”.

The Russian says, “Not exactly, just a few inches higher”.

Then, the Australian says, “Well, we have been advanced for centuries. For example, we can pee with our belly buttons!”

The other two ask, “what? Belly button?”. The Australian says, “Well, not exactly, just a few inches lower.”

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A Smart Husband

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”

but there is no reply…..

He sent another text,

“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time, She texts back, “OMG really?”

The husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

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