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The Funniest Dentist Appointment.

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking: “Surely I can’t look that old?”

Well… I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm…. or was he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended park high school. “Yes. yes, I did. I’m a panther,” he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1960. why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, wrinkled old fart asked, “What did you teach?”

Did you have a good laugh?

Life was good at the Smiths. It was just another day.

Suddenly, shouts were heard from inside the house. The wife was shouting at Bob, her husband.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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