Jasmine
There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Honey, shut up, Cinderblock!”
LOL!!
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John Bought A Horse From A Farmer
A young man named John bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day the farmer came to John’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have bad news, the horse is dead.”
John replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “I can’t do that. I went and already spent it. ”
John said, “Okay, just bring me the dead horse then.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
John said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
John said, “Of course, I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”
John said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets for $5 each and made a profit of $2,495. ”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?”
John said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
LOL!
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