There are five cows, a momma cow and four baby calves on a farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Honey, shut up, Cinderblock!”
A Guy Was Driving Past A Farm One Day
One day a man was driving past a farm when he noticed that a beautiful horse was standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the man stopped and offered the farmer $500.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man said, “He’s so beautiful. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer repeated, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man really wanted the horse now and increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good, but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm and jumped crazy. He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, right?”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!