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Firefighter Lovemaking Rules.

A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife,

“You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night.”

His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.

The next night he came home from work and yelled, “Bell 1!” The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled “Bell 2!”, the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled “Bell 3!”, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled “Bell 4!”

“What the hell is Bell 4?” asked the husband.

The wife said, “Roll out more hose. You’re nowhere near the fire.”

Did you have a good laugh?

Mother had 3 virgin daughters who were all getting married in quick succession.

As the mother was concerned about their first experiences, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words about what transpired.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: ‘Nescafe’

The mother was puzzled at first… she went to her kitchen and found the Nescafe jar. It said: ‘Good till the last drop’.

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Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: ‘Rothmans’

The mother found her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the pack: ‘Extra Long. King Size’

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New Zealand. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words ‘Air New Zealand’

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.

The ad said: ‘Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.’

Mum fainted…

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