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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road

Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.

Alex — a nine-year-old boy — was playing ball in his yard.

He saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”

“Manure,” farmer Smith replied.

“What are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.

“Put it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.

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Alex replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.

The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,

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“Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”

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