A husband was addicted to sm.o.king and dr.i.nking.
One day, his wife got so angry that she told him: “If you keep on sm.o.king, all of your intestines will fall out.”
Her husband didn’t believe her, so he kept on sm.o.king and dr.i.nking just like he always did.
His wife was determined to prove herself right, so one day she went out early in the morning and bought some big intestines. She stuffed them in her husband’s underwear as he slept.
A short while later, he woke up, let out a huge scream, and then fell silent for the next 30 minutes.
After another 30 minutes of silence, he comes downstairs, sweating profusely.
“What happened?” asked the wife.
“You were right! My intestines did come out, but don’t worry honey – after a lot of work, I finally managed to push them back in.”
In life, there are really only two things to worry about.
Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you go to Hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won’t have time to worry…