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Bob walks into a bar and see a Dog.

Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.

He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”

The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.

“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.

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The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”

Blondes love puzzles

There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night.

In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ”44 days! 44 days!”

One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ”Why are you chanting 44 days?”

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She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ”A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!”’

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