A blonde washing her clothes
Once upon a time, a blonde was swimming in the river.
A man went up to her and asked, “Why are you doing this? The blonde said, “I’m washing my clothes. Is there a problem?”
The man said, “Why don’t you try a washing machine?
The blonde replied, “I feel dizzy in the washing machine!”
Blonde series: a Blonde swim
“Out in the sea, a ship sank. The only survivors were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The only choice they had was to swim 100 meters back to shore.
The brunette left first and swam 70 meters but she drowned. The redhead left second and swam 80 meters but she drowned. The blonde was last and she swam 50 meters but she got tired and swam back.”