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A blonde wanted to earn some money

A blonde wanted to earn some money

A blonde wanted to earn some money, she decided to become a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“How about 50 dollars?” said the blonde.

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’ve finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the 50 dollars.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari!”

Is this funny?

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A blonde by any other name.

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that TV.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.” But the salesman still said: “sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”

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Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How do you keep guessing I’m a blonde?!” she asked.

“Because that’s a microwave.

 

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