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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, “What are you carrying?”

“Melons,” the blonde replies.

“Cool,” the guy says.

“If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?”

The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them”

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Two blondes were running from the cops

Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneaking over the border into Mexico.

They ran to a fence and went through it, the lights and sirens were following them.

When they got to the other side, they were facing a long river.

One blonde said to the other. “Here I’ll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk across the beam of light.”

The other said: “What do you think I am, stupid!? I’ll get halfway across and you’ll turn it off!”

did you laugh?

 

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