This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, “What are you carrying?”
“Melons,” the blonde replies.
“Cool,” the guy says.
“If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?”
The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them”
Two blondes were running from the cops
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneaking over the border into Mexico.
They ran to a fence and went through it, the lights and sirens were following them.
When they got to the other side, they were facing a long river.
One blonde said to the other. “Here I’ll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk across the beam of light.”
The other said: “What do you think I am, stupid!? I’ll get halfway across and you’ll turn it off!”