There was a blonde walking down the park one day, she had headphones if she took it off she d…i…es.
A man then bumps into her and knocks her headphones off.
the man sees her d…i…e on the floor. he then picks up the headphones and listens to what she was listening to.
what he heard was “breathe in, breathe out”
A Blonde Lost In A Snowstorm
A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm.
She didn’t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”
Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her father told her to follow a plow if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”