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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears?
“I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But, what happened to your other ear?”
“The son-of-a-bitch called back.”
Why did you laugh? Comment below, please!
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Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine
Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”