Home Life A blonde praying for stopping all blonde jokes

A blonde praying for stopping all blonde jokes

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

“My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish,” said God.

“Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy and am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways,” said the nun.

“There must be something you would have of me,” said God.

“Well, there is one thing,” she said.

“Just name it,” said God.

“It’s those blond jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop.”

“Consider it done,” said God.

“Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you.”

“There is one thing. But it’s really small, and not worth your time,” said the nun.

“Name it. Please,” said God.

“It’s the M&M’s,” said the nun. “They’re so hard to peel.”

=========================

Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas

Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.

One blonde says, “Look over there!”

They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she’s swimming through the wheat.

The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a bad name.”

The other blonde says, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and tell her off.”

Facebook Comments
READ
Almost adults can’t find the letter ‘C’ in under 7 seconds – can you?