Jasmine
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16-18 year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘Are you ok?’ she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
“You can go play with the other kids, you know,” she said.
“It would be better if I stayed here,” he says.
“Why is that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Two Blondes and a Lightbulb
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!