A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well-being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
“I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy.
Just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly explains, “No, I’d be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
“If you need anything, just let me know,” he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
He rushes out to her, and asks, “Are you going to be okay?
Is there anything I can do to help?”
“No,” replies the blonde,
“I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!”
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street. At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. ”
He ignores her again and walks down the street. At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck. ”