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A Blonde Gets a Job…

A blonde gets a job painting lines on the highway.

At the end of the first day, her supervisor is impressed. “Wow!” he says. “You did eight miles today! That’s amazing!”

The second day, the blonde’s production is down to four miles. “Still pretty darn good,” the supervisor says.

On the third day, the blonde only does two miles. The supervisor calls her into the office.

“What’s going on?” he asks. “The first day you did great with eight miles, then yesterday you were down to four, and today you only managed two. What’s the problem?”

The blonde rolls her eyes and says “Duh! The paint bucket keeps getting farther away!”

Do you like blonde jokes?

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.

She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.

She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.

The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.

She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.

This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.

After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.

To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.

The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.

Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”

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