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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”
Sure enough, very quickly a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally, the truck driver got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her father told her to follow a plow in case she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”
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A blonde wanted to earn some money
A blonde wanted to earn some money
A blonde wanted to earn some money, she decided to become a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“How about 50 dollars?” said the blonde.
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the 50 dollars.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari!”