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In a store, a blonde notices a shiny object on a shelf and asks the clerk about it.
The clerk tells her it’s a thermos and explains that it can keep hot things hot and cold things cold.
The blonde decides to buy it and proudly shows it off to her boss the next day at work. “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”
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The blonde replies, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”
Sugarbrown’s daughter Joke
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.”
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Janey Sugarbrown.”
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”
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With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought I was, but Mommy says I’m not.”
