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A blonde decided to go ice fishing

A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.

Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.

So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.

So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.

So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”


Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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A Blonde Decides To Try Horse Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has no experience.

She rides the horse unassisted and the horse immediately jumps in motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slide from the saddle.

Horrified, she grabs the horse’s mane but doesn’t seem to have a firm grip.

She tries to put her arms around the horse’s neck, but still slides down the horse’s side anyway.

The horse gallops along.

Seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Eventually, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap clear away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot gets stuck in the stirrup:

She is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great relief…

Frank the Bunning’s greeter, seen her dilemma and reached over and unplugged the rocking horse.

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