A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
“Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator.
“Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies.
“Okay, where do you live?”
“In a house you silly billy!” the blonde replies.
“No, no! How do we get there?” the operator asks frustratedly.
“Duh! Big Red Truck!!”
Short stories about blonde
There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There are 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won.” The blonde reply’s, “I finally got the first joke.”
Brunette: I’ll be the first brunette to walk on Mars!
Ginger: I’ll be the first ginger to walk on Venus!
Blonde: I’ll be the first blonde to walk in the sun!
Ginger: You’ll burn up if you try.
Blonde: Don’t worry, I’ll go at night
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”