a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor asked her what had happened.

She says, “well… when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone.

“Well that explains one ear, but what about the other.”

“The bastard called again”

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There was a blonde who was at an all-blonde football game.

There was a blonde who was at an all-blonde football game.
At halftime, she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000.

The first question was what is 10 plus 11?

She hesitates and says, “hmm.. 5!”

The host says “No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect.”

All of the blondes in the stadium chanted “Give her another chance, give her another chance!”

So the host agrees and said, “Ok how about 5 plus 5.”

She answers and says “20”.

Again all the blondes chanted “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

So the host agrees again and says, “OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2.”

The blonde says “4!” and the audience says “Give her another chance give her another chance!”