Blonde story 1
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park.
One says to the other,”Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?”
The other blonde says,”Well, duh!
Can you see California?”
Blonde story 2:
A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says “I’ll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola.”
The librarian says “Ma’am this is library.”
So the blonde leans in and whispers “I’d like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola.”
A blonde dyed her hair to get promotion at work
There was a blonde who wanted a promotion at work, but her employer refused her this opportunity because she was blonde.
So she dyed her hair light brown thinking it would do, she would try it on at work, but first, she would try it in public.
One day she was in the countryside and was stopped by a farmer, tending to some sheep, when she asked, “if I can count how many sheep are in your field, could I have one.”
“That is a deal, young lady,” he replied. So she counted them up and finally counted them all.
“Well young lady, a deal is a deal, take your pick”
She was walking back to the car when the farmer called. “Young lady, if I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back??”