Jasmine
One day Billy called little Johnny.
Billy: I’m in big trouble!
JOHNNY: Why is that?
Billy: I saw a mouse in my house!
JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Billy: I don’t have one.
JOHNNY: Well then, buy one.
Billy: Can’t afford one.
JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want.
Billy: That sounds good.
JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Billy: I don’t have any cheese.
JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it, and put it in the trap.
Billy: I don’t have oil.
JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Billy: I don’t have bread.
JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!?
LOL!!
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L.Johnny Was In Class.
L. Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they would try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and help with their spelling.
She asked the students to stand up and tell the class their father’s occupation, spell it, and say one thing he would give everyone if he were in the class with them.
Each student was excited to talk about their dad, and as soon as the teacher made her statement, hands began to go up, and she pointed at a girl to give her response.
The girl, Marcy, replied, “My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R, and if he was here today, he’d give us all a shiny new penny.”
The teacher smiled at the well-presented answer and asked the students to clap for Marcy. She asked the class who would love to go next.
Jeff was the next student to try himself at the little class game, and he said, “My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no…”
While he continued struggling to spell it, the teacher interrupted him and asked him to take a minute to think about his response before standing up with his answer.
Little Johnny felt the time was right to give his answer, and raised his hand enthusiastically, hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher asked little Johnny to go next.
Little Johnny said, “My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell ‘accountant.'”
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