On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine? ” She asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
Teacher Asks The Little Boy If He Knows His Numbers
It’s Clyde’s first day of grade school after several years of being homeschooled. The teacher asks the little boy if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” the little boy replies.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” replies little Clyde.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a very good job. What comes after ten? ”
“A jack,” Clyde replies.
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