Jasmine
One day my mother was out and my dad was responsible for me.
I was maybe 2 and a half years old.
Someone had given me a little “tea set” as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of “tea”, which was just water.
After several cups of tea and a lot of praise for such delicious tea, my mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was “just the cutest thing!”
My Mom waited, and sure enough, I walked down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know…
“Did it ever occur to you that the only place that your daughter can reach to get water is the toilet?”
Johnny Asked Mother for Dad’s Baldness
One morning, Johnny was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.
“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”