Jasmine
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday night with a beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, “No, I would like to see something special.”
The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. “This one’s $40,000.”
The young woman’s eyes were sparkling and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man said, “I’ll take it!”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.”
Monday morning the jeweler from the jewelry store called the old man and said, “There is no money in that account!”
The old man said, “I know, I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!”
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An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3, and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
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