Jasmine
An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
Unexpectedly, the plane from Melbourne was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant said there would be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everyone got off the plane except one old lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he passed and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her for the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, “Kathy, we’ve been in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?’
The old blind lady replied, “No thanks, but maybe Max would like to stretch his legs.”
Imagine this:
Everyone in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up to see the pilot getting off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
Moral Of The Story
THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A young man and an old woman are traveling by train.
A young man and an old woman are traveling by train.
And after looking closely at the young man, the old woman leans forward and says, “Excuse me, young man, are you Jewish?”
And he looks up from the book he’s reading and politely replies, “No, ma’am, I’m not Jewish.”
A few minutes later she leans forward again and says,
“Excuse me, young man, are you sure you are not Jewish?”
And he looks up once again and politely but firmly replies, “No ma’am, I am not Jewish!”
There is a long silence, then the old woman leans forward yet again and says, “Excuse me, young man, are you quite sure you’re not Jewish?”
And the young man eye-rolls inwardly, grits his teeth, and says, “All right, yes, I am Jewish!”
And then there is silence for minutes.
And then, “That’s funny,” says the old woman, “You don’t look Jewish.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!