An Old Man In Pawn Shop.

An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar. 

“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.

The pawnbroker looks it up and down.

“Well I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”

The old man reaches his hand out and says.

“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”

“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.

“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.

“I’ll buy it right now!”

The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.

“Wait, buy?” He asks.

“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.

“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”


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An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.

An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.

She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”


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