Jasmine
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and rarely saw many people.
One day a peddler came to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something.
“Well my wife isn’t home, she’s gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got,” said the man.
The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools, and gadgets, but the old man wasn’t interested.
The man spotted a mirror and said, “What is that?
Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, “My God, how did you get a picture of my Pappy?”
The old man was so happy that he traded his wife’s best pitcher for it.
The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.
The old man was worried that his wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some junk boxes.
He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the “picture” and eventually, the wife got suspicious.
One day she got fed up, and after he retired for the night, she went to the barn.
She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up, and said,
“So this is the hussy he’s been foolin’ around with!”
LOL!!
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Bubba driving a brand-new pickup.
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
She parked the truck got out, threw o-ff all her clothes, and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba!” These clothes woulda never fit you.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!