An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.

“But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously.

“Oh certainly, ma am,” said the manager smoothly.

“After all, you’ve never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?”

The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him:

“Were you at the fox’s party as well?”

“Yes, I was. So what?”

“Were you sitting on the table?”

“Yeah, why?”

The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: “Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!”

“But why, my friend?” the hedgehog wonders.

“Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!”