Jasmine
A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”
The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”
A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”
The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first.”
LOL!!
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An Old Lady Is In The Supermarket.
The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.
An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.
15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.
She says yes ”DOG.”
“Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.”
She says “CAT.”
“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”
She says, ”there’s no F in Broccoli.“
“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”
LOL!!
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