Jasmine
The two welders are helping a friend in preparing his new store ready for opening. They rest while seated in the storefront window.
The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.
“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.
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The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”
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An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.
“Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five-year-old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we walk together. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we drink tea together. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we watch TV together
The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!”
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So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”
