An old fogey and two welders.

The two welders are helping a friend in preparing his new store ready for opening. They rest while seated in the storefront window.

The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.

“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.



The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”

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An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

“Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five-year-old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we walk together. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we drink tea together. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we watch TV together

The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!”



So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”

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