An Irishman, Englishman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
As the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and asks for another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs his shoulders, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”
A Texan Walks Into An Irish Pub
A Texan walks into an Irish pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
He says, “I hear you, the Irish are a bunch of hard d-r.i.n.k.e.r.s. I’ll give $500 US dollars to anyone here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and no one accepts the Texan’s offer. A man even leaves. Ten minutes later, the same man who left comes back and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
“Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons applaud as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman $500 and says, “If you don’t mind if I ask, where did you go for the 10 minutes that you were gone?”
The Irishman replies, “Oh … I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”
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