An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.

An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.

A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”

The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.

“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”

So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.

A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.

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“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”

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A Blonde was digging a hole.

There were 2 blondes…

So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park

One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.

This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”

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To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.