An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.
“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday.
The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday.”
There was a long pause on the other end of the line.
Then she was heard to mutter, “Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning.”
A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim
A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”
The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,’ If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”
A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who will you save first?”
The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water; my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”
The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know how to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
